Incidentally, why was it that none of all the pious ever discovered psycho-analysis? Why did it have to wait for a completely godless Jew?
Sigmund Freud
or
The fog comes
on little cat feet.
It sits looking
over harbor and city
on silent haunches
and then moves on.
Carl Sandburg
or
“The greatest happiness is to scatter your enemy and drive him before you, to see his cities reduced to ashes, to see those who love him shrouded in tears, and to gather to your bosom his wives and daughters.”
Genghis Khan
or
Conquering the world on horseback is easy; it is dismounting and governing that is hard.
Genghis Khan
or
If you do not change direction, you may end up where you are heading.
Lao Tzu
or
Do the difficult things while they are easy and do the great things while they are small. A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
Lao Tzu
or
No TV and no beer make Homer go something-something…
The Simpsons
or
Stupid bug! You go squish now!
Homer Simpson
or
Yeah, John, but when the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists.
Jeff Goldblum (Ian Malcolm)
or
Must go faster.
Jeff Goldblum (Ian Malcolm and David Levinson)
Okay ladies and germs, I’m off to Montana again. Be back in ten days or so. Miss me already? Talk soon. Love you! Julia
